Well, the unimaginative caller returned this week ... one week after his last call. I guess he was scared off by my blog last week saying we would out him in public. (Imagine that, he reads my blog every day ... thanks for the hits!) Well, we didn't do anything about that because we knew he would be scared away. He was. But now, a week later, he finally returned, probably with a ton of confidence believing that he had bested us. Here is the transcript:"Yeah ... let's ... it's so interesting that, um (he pauses for a very, very, very long time here). That I heard The Bristol Press is going to be closing their doors. That karma is a wonderful thing, huh, Brad. Considering you suck as a f******sports writer. Now you're going to be out of a job. Goodbye a******."
First things first, I am not a sports writer - I'm the sports editor. So, if you're going to insult me, or whatever it is you think you're doing, get the facts straight. Second, it's actually the subject of a lot of laughs here at the paper, so thank you. Third, we know you're not too bright, as it took forever for you to get out a sentence in each message you sent. And (and this is a big one) we have a little thing called Caller ID. It's a pretty cool invention ... when someone calls you can actually see the number they called from. Shocking, I know. And fourth, those here at the paper want to involve the cops, which I could care less about. I said it's no big deal (and, also, I'm not the only one he's been calling) and to just drop it. After all, it's fun and I love the fact that this guy is reading the paper every day and reading my blog and probably commenting a lot. So, thank you, sir, for making these last few weeks enjoyable.
5 comments:
People have no clue about anything anymore. He should really read up on karma, because the more he hates on you and us as a paper, the better we'll make out in the end. So keep calling us, it makes me laugh on how sad some people can be - also please read up on stalking because I think you are becoming just that.
I hope the guy looks exactly like the picture with this blog entry. That would make me very, very happy, and make me laugh very, very hard. :-) Brad, way to have a sense of humor about it. Obviously this guy appears to be a shut-in with not much of a life.
Anyone who would make such hateful calls when people are losing their jobs is sick in the head.
Brad,
You are right. I am soooo very sorry for leaving those awful messages. I ought to be ashamed of myself. It's just that you are so manly and I am so whimpy. I still live with my mom and I'm like 48 or something like that and act like I never even kissed a girl before.
I envy your Man-sized sports coverage albeit it's a little too Favre-esque for my taste.
I also H8 Pants and share your global vision of a pantsless world. I followed your pennapping coverage in the BS Times, read all your farewell poems, saw you split a dart with another dart on the final play of a game of cut throat. You my friend are a Giant among the petty men of Middle Earth...a man's man, ladies man, man about town. Please don't hate me for what I've done. I am only human....I think. We are kindred spirits you know. Let's make a movie about this sometime.
John O.
I should've known it was you, John from New Milford. It all makes sense now!
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